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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">Valentine's Day is around the corner. 
As love is in the air, we all are busy planning different ways to make 
this day special. However, when special days like this come, we all want
 to present something to our partners. Couples try their best to pick up
 the best gift for their valentine.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;">But, there are few people who 
make blunders on this day. There are many couples who end up buying some
 weird gifts (intentionally or unintentionally). This is when they pick 
up some worst valentine's day gifts for their partner. Thinking what are
 these worst gift ideas? Check out...</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>Cash on delivery: </strong>This
 is one of the worst valentine's day gift ideas. You order something 
online, giver his/her address and select, Cash On Delivery!! We are sure
 you will end up with a break up.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>Toy cars:</strong> Women
 and men, both have an affection towards car. You can fulfill this wish 
of your valentine by trying this worst gift idea. It can be funny or 
ugly (depending on the way you present and your valentine's mood). Gift 
your valentine a Ferrari or BMW toy car and say, "<em>See baby I got you a car for you! When he/she is full excited, take out the toy car from the pocket and present"</em>. Beware; stay a little far or you might end up getting thrashed for this ugly joke.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>A break-up note:</strong>
 One of the worst gift ideas for Valentine's Day is a break up. V Day is
 a special day when people get hooked. However, there are many people 
who break up on this special day. If a hot chick or a handsome hunk 
proposes, you can drop a break-up letter. Even if you do not want to 
continue, just break-up and end up with this sentence,<em> "You might have got many proposals. Kindly suit yourself my sweetie ex!"</em></span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>Ex's gift:</strong>
 This is another worst gift idea that you can plan for valentine's day. 
Re-gifting a gift is a sin. However, gifting your ex's present to your 
present valentine is even worse! What if your valentine knows about the 
gift beforehand???</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>Wrong size outfits: </strong>Women 
especially would consider it a worst gift idea on valentine's day. 
Gifting a plus size outfit especially lingerie (if she has small boobs) 
can end up with a huge mess for you!</span></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><strong>Friends with benefits CD: </strong>Gift this to your valentine and say, <em>"It is an inspirational movie honey. We should try to implement it in our lives too!"</em></span></span><br />
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Worst Gift Ideas For Valentines Day

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Can You Smell Love?

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 song on the charts. It is our most basic instinct to recognise people 
with their smell. After all, a human being is a social animal. Animals 
use their sense of smell to sniff out a mate so why can't we humans. The
 greatest minds of the world have answered this question long back. Yes,
 love comes from smelling your partner and you may not even be aware of 
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><strong>Speaking About The Smell Of Love:</strong></span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><strong>Darwin:</strong>
 Charles Darwin, the pioneer of genetics, was one of the first people to
 talk about human phermones (hormones responsible for smell or odour) 
that impact human relationships. He had noted that bulls and apes flare 
their nostrils when they are sexually aroused.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><strong>Osho:</strong>
 The next in line was our Indian spiritual guru Osho. He said that 
couples can check their compatibility by smelling each other. But we 
don't use our sense of smell to the fullest extent because of societal 
propriety.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><strong>Incest Marker:</strong> Smelling is also a 
great way to eliminate incest from society. Usually people who share 
close family ties like father and daughter, brother and sister have 
similar human phermones. So they are not sexually attracted to each 
other's smell. When we had no society or culture that prohibited incest,
 smelling was a way of natural selection.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><strong>Remember The Smell:</strong>
 Most people think that a smell is almost impossible to remember. Smells
 are abstract and cannot be quantified. But this is a myth. Can you 
forget the smell of the musk dear or the smell of freshly wet earth 
after the first rain? You may not be able to define it but some smells 
are part of our consciousness. Similarly, you not be able to describe 
the smell of your partner but when you are exposed to it, you instantly 
recognise it.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><strong>Social Norms:</strong> It is not like our 
social norms do not allow us to smell out love. A handshake is the best 
way to allow your sweat glands to interact. A kiss is less about tasting
 and more about smelling love. You need not smell like a dog to find 
love. You just need to be sharp.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><strong>Smell Of Compatibility:</strong>
 It has been seen after careful research that two people who love each 
other's smell make a compatible couple. Not only does physical 
attraction come from love but the deep rooted emotion of 'love' itself 
stems from smell.</span></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">So, do you love to smell your partner? If not, then its time to move on.</span></span></div>

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Ways To Win A Man's Heart In Bed

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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">It is believed that winning a man's heart is not easy. Well, I would say it is not very difficult to win your man's heart. All you need is honesty and a caring nature. When it comes to romance, you have to shower your love on him and most importantly, pamper him. Men are kids at heart and always want attention from their lady love. Apart from this, men want their space. If you keep falling on him, he will never bother to respect you.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Hug him tight: </strong>After a fight, your man will sleep showing his back to you. It is obvious and you can't help. To win your man's heart in bed, just hug him tight and sleep. He will not turn immediately so, be patient. You can kiss him on his back and whisper, "I Love You!"</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Try his favourite position:</strong> If you haven't had a fight but wish to win his heart in bed, you should open up. When it comes to sex, you have to become flexible. Try a sex position that he loves but you don't. Even if you are not comfortable, try it once to win his heart. Doing a sex position once will not kill you or damage your health.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Masturbate in front of him: </strong>Men always fantasize to see their women masturbating in front of them. You can masturbate when he is lying on the bed. If it is your first time with him, throw the best impression on the very first sex session. You will definitely end up winning his heart in bed.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Decorate the bedroom: </strong>This trick will not only enhance your mood to have sex but also impress you man. To win his heart, you have to be sexually high. Increase your sex drive by trying these spicy tricks. When you will be excited, your man will be happy to have sex with you.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Wear something he likes:</strong> You might not feel comfortable in g-strings but your man really desires to see you in it. Try on for once and surprise him. You might not know how you win your man's heart by just wearing g-strings. If your man wishes to see you in a particular outfit before having sex, try it.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">These are few tricks to win your man's heart in bed. Do you have more spicy tips to impress a man in bed? Share with us.</span></div>
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Things To Do With A Naked Man

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<span style="font-family: inherit;">A woman thinks twice and thrice to come naked in front of her man. But men on the other side are quiet cool and comfortable to walk nude. Once they get physically close and have sex, they feel comfortable. So when you see your man naked, you feel like hugging him and giving him kisses all over his body. Make this time precious by spicing it up with little romance and sexy tips. Here is what you should do with a naked man.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Hug him:</strong> This is one of the most common things that women do when they see their men naked. Hug him tight and slowly start some dirty talks. He will definitely get turned on.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Caress him: </strong>When you see your man naked, do not forget to caress him. This will make both of you feel good and would also increase the sex drive. Turn him on by caressing on his sensuous zones like neck, chest, upper thighs and genitals.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Love his back:</strong> Women love to adore the clean back of a man. If you want to utilise the chances of playing with your naked man, do not forget to fulfill your wishes by loving his back.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Kiss him everywhere:</strong> You can turn on a naked man by kissing him everywhere. Stress on his sensuous zones. Be soft and do not forget to use your tongue while kissing him everywhere. These tickles can be a huge turn on for men.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Take a shower:</strong> Why not take a shower together? If he has gone naked to take a shower, surprise him by accompanying him inside the bathroom. Use shower gels and foam to play with each other while enjoying the bath and intimate moments.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Go over him: </strong>Just push your naked man on the bed and take an initiative. Just go over him and start feeling him. This will turn him on and also symbolise that you are in a mood to have sex. Many a times, men get naked hoping their women would come over them and make love. So, use this time to the fullest.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Attract him:</strong> Why not go naked too? Attract his attention towards you by slowly undressing yourself. If you are feeling shy to go completely nude then slowly strip and signal to him that you are also in a mood to make love.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">These are few things you can do with a naked man. Do not forget to try them whenever your man goes nude!</span></div>
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Ideas To Propose Love

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<span style="font-family: inherit;">Valentine week is stuffed with special occasions. From 7th February, every day till the 14th is auspicious for any couple. You can make your valentine feel special by planning something really romantic. Just make sure you mug-up all the special days of the Valentine's week.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">After knowing the important days in the week, you can plan something special for your valentine. But, you need to propose your lady love first and win her heart! So, here are some electrifying proposal ideas for this Valentine's Day.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Propose where you first met:</strong> This is romantic and emotional too. You can try this idea to propose your valentine and win her heart. If you remember the place where you two met for the first time, call her at the same place. Decorate the place if possible to build the perfect ambiance. Bend on your knees and say the three magical words!</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Sudden proposal:</strong> Nothing can be more special than a surprising proposal. Women love surprises and this idea is perfect to propose your partner on Propose Day. Take her out for a dinner or go for a vacation (if possible). Without giving any hint, enjoy the time and then, suddenly propose her. This idea is electrifying because she will remember the way you suddenly expressed your feelings to her.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">The filmy style:</strong> How about singing some songs or climbing-up stairs of her house to reach the bedroom? Women love filmy romance and they would definitely get melted to see such a proposal. Win the heart of your valentine by trying something filmy. Make sure you take it sportingly and cheerfully. This attitude while enacting the idea will help you impress her easily.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Drop a note:</strong> If you are too shy to approach and express your feelings, you can try the traditional method of proposing your love this valentine's day. On the eve of Propose Day, write down what you feel about her, how you felt for her, why you want her and how she has changed your life etc. Now wrap this heart touching love or rather a proposal letter with a paper and drop it in her balcony (or in the bag of your lady love). You should be active to make sure you drop the letter at such a place where she can peacefully read.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Post meal:</strong> Invite your valentine home for lunch or dinner. Prepare the meal yourself keeping her favourite dishes in mind. After laying the table, excuse yourself for a moment. Get dressed and fall on your knees.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">These are few romantic and electrifying proposal ideas for wining the heart of your valentine. What are your plans for the Propose Day?</span></div>
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Funny Things Men Say After Sex

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Having sex can be great but there are few turn offs that can be a big blunder in bed! Many a times, couples make the mistake of uttering something that can spoil the mood completely. So, while having sex or making out with your partner, be careful with your words. You might end up saying something funny or weird that can be a huge turn off.</div>
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Both men and women can make this mistake so, be very careful while making love to your partner. For example, read these funny things that men usually say while or after having sex.</div>
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<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Did you reach orgasm?: </strong>This is one funny yet weird question that men often ask this while trying to lick his woman. During oral sex, men try to make their women reach orgasm but if he is unknown about it, he will definitely ask this question.</div>
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<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Oh!! Its a diggy hole: </strong>It is another funny thing that men say while having sex. This sentence is mostly said when he is trying to dig inside the hole to excite her. It is too funny to hear this while you are trying to get excited!</div>
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<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">I got buried inside!: </strong>You might have heard this joke. <em style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">"Why women wear panties with flowers? It is a tribute to the guys who have entered inside her!" </em>Similarly, if a man says, <em style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">"I got buried inside"</em>, he will surely make his woman laugh out loud!</div>
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<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">I wanna pee: </strong>Many a times, a situation like this arrives where you badly wanna pee during sex. It is difficult for men to hold on their pee while having sex. However, it is more difficult to pee with a hard on! The worst part is, although it is funny to hear this during sex, this small break can be a turn off at times! You have to again start indulging in foreplay to get back the hard on.</div>
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<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">The tits are little weird: </strong>It is weird to hear this comment after having sex! If you really didn't like the tits, why the hell you sucked it so hard!!!!</div>
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<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">You act like a horse:</strong> It is a funny comment men use during or after having sex. It is basically said after the woman does the cowgirl position. The way her moves and actions take place, a man feels she is like a horse.</div>
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<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Now we must get married: </strong>It can be a funny or emotional thing. All depends on the way it has been said and the situation in which the man suggested this!</div>
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These are few funny things that men say during or after having sex!</div>
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You don't need much to spice up your sex life. A little imagination and few erotic ideas can help you spice up your sex life easily. There are many role playing ideas that can help you end up having some wild and crazy sex. If you want to add some flavour to your sex life by trying some new role play, here are few sexy ideas. These 7 cheeky role playing ideas are great to surprise your lover in bed.</div>
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<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Follow a book: </strong>Read erotic books and novels like Fifty Shades Of Grey or just go for Sidney Sheldon. You can get end number of role play ideas. From spanking to demanding sex, you can get it all in the pages of such erotic books. Read a passage and implement the ideas in real life. It would be fun.</div>
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<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Instantaneous sex:</strong> Uncalled for sex or speedy sex can be much wilder than expected. You can try in a car or pool or bath tub, anything. Car for example can be one of the best role play ideas for instantaneous sex. Just make sure you are wearing a skirt. It becomes easy to go down there and have some sexy fun.</div>
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<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">The teacher:</strong> Remember your hot crush on class teacher back in school time? Why don't you become his teacher for one day? Teach him all the tactics to excite you and make you reach orgasm. It is fun-filled role play idea that can become an awesome experience.</div>
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<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">The policewoman: </strong>You might have seen many policewomen tying up hot men in cuffs. You can try the same fun in your sex life and spice it up. Turn into a prisoner or policewoman and dominate your man.</div>
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<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">The Oh wow! Stripper:</strong> You can't decline the fact that men are always ready to see some strip show. So, use it as an advantage to spice up your sex life. This role playing idea can work wonders for a couple who has lost interest in sex. Dress up sexy in lace and just turn him around. You can enjoy exhibitionism and voyeurism to the fullest. Wear too many clothes to keep the fire on.</div>
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<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">The catwoman:</strong> Bring the superwoman theme inside your bedroom. Dress up in a catsuit and turn the fantasies of your man into a reality.</div>
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<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Restrained sex:</strong> If your woman likes to be dominated, you can try the restrained sex. Tie her up and enjoy some sexual fun together. Make her crave for you. Men can use it as a great role playing idea to spice up sex lives. However, restrained sex in reality is a sexual assault or abuse. So, try only if your partner can take this. Also make sure you are polite and not too harsh on her.</div>
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These are few role playing ideas. Try them to spice up your boring and monotonous sex life.</div>
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There are many girls who treasure virginity as an asset. You can even come across girls who take virginity as something simple. That is why, having sex is becoming a trend among young teens too. Virgin girls are scared to lose their tight hymen; that is why they do not even try self pleasure methods to enjoy the feeling. Commonly known as masturbation, this self-pleasure method is not opted by virgin women as it loosens the hymen and makes them regret later.</div>
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So, if you are a virgin and want to enjoy masturbation, you can try some smart tricks to enjoy pleasure without breaking the tight hymen. Want to know how? Check out these masturbation tips for virgin women...</div>
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<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Clit:</strong> Most of the virgin girls prefer playing with their clitoris to enjoy sexual pleasure. Trying this method of masturbation doesn't harm your virginity and also helps you enjoy pleasure. You can either excite yourself by rubbing the clitoris with your fingers or use some object. Make sure you do not insert anything inside your vagina.</div>
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<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Explore your body: </strong>Exploring your body is one of the best ways to enjoy sexual pleasure. You can caress your own body and excite yourself. Play with your breasts, nipples and genitals. Focus on sensuous zones like inner thighs, around the breasts, lower abdomen to excite yourself. This will help you achieve sexual pleasure to a greater extent.</div>
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<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Stimulate with a lube: </strong>As mentioned, you can arouse yourself and masturbate by stimulating the clitoris. The hot spot of women doesn't come out easily. So, excite yourself with some lube so that the clit is slippery and allows easy access.</div>
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<strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Flower:</strong> Remember the movie 40 days and 40 nights? The way Josh Hartnett satisfies his lady love with just a flower makes a virgin woman try this trick. You too can use a flower to excite yourself and reach orgasm without spending much time down there.</div>
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These are few masturbation tricks for virgin women. Just be careful while enjoying orgasm. Do not insert your fingers inside the vagina as it can loosen the hymen or in worst cases, break it.</div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Slowly build-up the mood:</strong><span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>When you two discuss about the day and weather, slowly skip to romantic talks. Talk about how your mood is and the urge to sexually get involved with your partner would be expressed automatically!</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Go to your outfits:</strong><span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>If your man is showing equal interest, then ask "What are you wearing?" or inform, "I bought a pair of new lingerie and want to show you" etc. This will excite your man and also build up the perfect sexual mood.</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: large;"><strong style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">Talk dirty:<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></strong>When the mood is at its peak, start talking dirty. For example, you can say, "My hands are busy giving me orgasm. Won't you help?". Apart from increasing the sexual drive of your man, this sexting tip will also help you enjoy some self sexual pleasure. This is the last step to take the sexual mood to the highest peak. You can enjoy some self pleasure by masturbating. Involve your partner through texts to build the perfect mood. Make sure you inform after reaching orgasm. It would be great if you two enjoy masturbation together over texts or call.</span></span></div>
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